Puhl the Ghoul
Was a silly old fool
A silly old fool was he
As blind as a bat
To the offside trap
A silly old fool indeed

It was the 'High Hoofy One ';
that the coach told to me.

'High and Hoofy?' said I
"Why yes of course." said he

Well give me a real game instead.
Wolfy
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